The rate of depression and anxiety is sky high because people are buying pre-made cookie dough.

Whenever someone offers me a cookie and I see a nestle chocolate yellow tube on the counter, I immediately start praying for their sanity because I know they’re struggling. I know to my core if you make that cookie and feel good about it you are mentally unstable. I don’t think i’ve ever gone a day in my adult life without a homemade chocolate chip cookie and that’s why I have perfect mental health. If you would like to also have perfect mental health here’s my cookie recipe that people try to beat my door down to get.

2 cups all purpose flour

½ tsp baking soda

½ tsp salt

¾ cup melted butter

1 cup dark brown sugar

½ cup granulated sugar

1 tbsp vanilla

1 large egg & 1 egg yolk

CHOPPED chocolate chunks to taste

Mix melted butter (once cooled) and cream the sugar and butter together. Should turn a lighter brown color. Once that is mixed, beat eggs until mixture is light and fluffy DON’T OVERMIX. Once that’s all done mix in dry ingredients, and lastly add in chopped chocolate. The reason being is when you chop from a bar the chocolate doesn’t have ingredients that make it hold shape so it helps the cookie flatten and spread. Giving this cookie a crispy edge and a chewy inside. If you use chocolate chips I will come to your house and beat you senseless.

Bake at 325 for roughly 13-15min. LET COOL. Once slightly cooled enjoy with a glass of milk with ice in it. If you wanna argue about the ice I also will be forced to beat you senseless. I know more about food than you and my pallet is more refined. If you don’t like ice in your milk but somehow you also drink an iced latte everyday, go and stick your nose in the corner. I hope shame finds you there.

Hope you enjoy this recipe :)

<3 Mommy Jaden